17th Annual Summer Solstice
June 22-25, 2004
|Winner of the 2004 Summer Solstice|
|Congratulations Mully !!|
|Feckless Idiot of the Year 2004|
Evidently this award may be passed on to another Solstician.
But no one can think of anyone more deserving
And this just in:
Mulligoon has been appointed Chief Procurement and Bartering Officer for the Summer Solstice by Chairman Malancrank.
Mulligoon had not responded to this elevation as yet, but as you know that doesn't matter. He cannot reject the position. He can, however, be fired. Remember he was chairman a few years ago. He lasted hours rather than months before being fired. Who fired him? Malancrank.
Follow up to this report:
All dealings with the P & B Committee will now be dealt with by the Treasurer, G. Grant. Effectively immediately, T. Mulligoon , Chairman, Procurement and Bartering, has been terminated.
The Chairman (Dan)
| And more breaking news ... |
Etch has been re-appointed to the lofty title of Chairman of the P & C Committee *- Publicity and Communication no less.