The usual scores happened, some bogies, a par,
As they struggled to smear Quebec's p'tit gars.

But Teflon Jean played a trick on the two,
For which legerdemain one golfer may sue.

He took Gordie's stomach and put it on Tim
And made El Gordo as thin as him!(sic)

Now Tim isn't laughing, in fact he's quite mad,
Cursing the PM as a bounder, a cad.