The Ottawa Citizen-Saturday, June 26, 1999
Tim Naumetz surveys the green as Gord Grant selects a club. Gord says the course has "an intimidating first hole, an intimidating 10th hole and an interesting finish, with nothing much in between.
|Gordie and Tim went out to play|
On Chretien's course the other day.
The usual scores happened, some bogies, a par,
But Teflon Jean played a trick on the two,
He took Gordie's stomach and put it on Tim
Now Tim isn't laughing, in fact he's quite mad,
But Gordie just smiles as he pulls up his pants:
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