|The Collected Wisdom|
of Champagne Eddie
|I stared at the ball too long (this after whacking it into the deep bush 50 yards away).|
I hit the ball straight down the middle, a little bit left.
If that putt went straight, I would have had a four.
I was on the edge in two and took an eight. How can that be?
If I didn't go into that trap, I would be on the green.
If I had hit that ball about 50 yards more, it would have been in the hole.
Eddie "If I hadn't turned 60, I'd still be 59"
Eddie sounding like Lee Trevino:
Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.
No one who ever had lessons would have a swing like mine.
I'm in the woods so much I can tell you which plants are edible.
It's the most fun I've ever had with my clothes on.
I'm not saying my golf game went bad, but if I grew tomatoes they would have come up sliced
If my IQ had been two lower I'd have been a plant somewhere
It was the worst round of golf that I've ever played. All I hit were two good balls, and that was because I stepped on a rake!
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